im gonna hit the hay
can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle
me: mom, when’s the dinner ready?
mom: why, are you hungry?
HAHA NO MOM I NEED THAT FOR MY COLLEGE APPLICATION
Playing pop music like
waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
Accidentally sending friend requests to people is the worst
ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender