"yall need jesus"
"please go to church"
"I’ll pray for you"
i think my parents should be thankful that all i do is spend time on the internet. i could be a drug dealer or serial killer, but am i? no. you’re welcome
food will never break my heart
i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
everywhere is a bed if you try hard enough