314eater:

im gonna hit the hay
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beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

fat-amy:

me: mom, when’s the dinner ready?

mom: why, are you hungry?

HAHA NO MOM I NEED THAT FOR MY COLLEGE APPLICATION 

confessions-of-an-oboist:

Playing pop music like image

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

whatsacanada:

Accidentally sending friend requests to people is the worst

shikajika:

ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender

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