metaknighty:

dicksplit:

Straight guy: "Dude, i have a dope idea for a photo"

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surprisebitch:

STEAL HER LOOK - Angry black woman throwing table and catching chairs

  • Gold Angel Wing Earrings - $5.99 (sold at Macys)
  • Ralph Lauren Flowy Box Black Tank Top - $49.00
  • Nordstrom Royal Blue Sleek Leggings - $58.75
  • Hermes Black Birkin Bag - $18,999.00
  • Gold Collar Necklace - $5,989.55 (as worn by Rihanna)
  • Commercial Wooden Foldable Table - $54.35 (including White Lacoste Polyester Knit Tablecloth)
  • Prada Platforms (optional) - $750.00

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

mamrie:

brexwp:

Most amazing show ever, make it happen for you! Only shows not sold out, get your tickets! gracehelbig mamrie mydrunkkitchen

THIS GIRL IS SMART. Seriously though, the other three shows are sold out. Get your tickets now y’all. 
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mamrie:

brexwp:

Most amazing show ever, make it happen for you! Only shows not sold out, get your tickets! gracehelbig mamrie mydrunkkitchen

THIS GIRL IS SMART. Seriously though, the other three shows are sold out. Get your tickets now y’all. 

angrykoreanguy:

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

"The tragedy of that poor boy’s life is not the realization that he’s not the grand prize he’s assumed, but that he’s not even second place."

thorsies:

hello friend i have important info for u

  • u got chub: it cute
  • u got no chub: it cute
  • ur face= cute
  • ur personality= hella
  • u r wondlful buterflu
  • kick ass of ny1 who say diffrnt
  • u cute
  • live life & think outside of hte box
  • box is stupid u creative u got this 
  • go do amazin thing

that is all

frigginjabroni:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs